Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  -Author Unknown
 

Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  -Author Unknown
 

When you're riding lead, don't spit.  -Author Unknown
 

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  -Author Unknown
 

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern. -Author Unknown
 

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary. -Author Unknown
 

Work to ride and ride to work.  -Author Unknown
 

Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly -Author Unknown
 

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  -Author Unknown
 

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go. -Author Unknown
 

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.  -Author Unknown
 

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight. -Author Unknown
 

Harleys don't leak oil, they mark their territory.  -Author Unknown
 

I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  -Author Unknown
 

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. -Author Unknown
 

Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you. -Author Unknown
 

Midnight bugs taste best.  -Author Unknown
 

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. -Author Unknown
 

Everyone crashes.  Some get back on.  Some don't.  Some can't.  -Author Unknown
 

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  -Author Unknown
 

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.  -Author Unknown
 

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. -Author Unknown
 

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.  -Author Unknown
 

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.  -Author Unknown
 

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  -Author Unknown
 

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.  -Author Unknown